Sunday, February 28, 2010

Vegeta E Bulma Hentei

lucky that I am an engineer

few days ago, like every week, I went to the supermarket. At the entrance there were three available long lines of trucks and had my money in hand to choose one of three ringleaders, when I realized that all three were broken: one was missing a wheel, another had the locks for the insertion of coins split, and the third entirely lacked the rear panel, to be clear that where you can put down the children.
"Now how do I do?" I thought to myself. I come home without spending? To be stupid like that? Not at all ... Then, mumble mumble, I started thinking, I used all my neurons, and eventually, mumble mumble ... BRILLIANT IDEA!
With brute force that distinguishes me I moved away from a wall of three rows of carts, I noticed that the last carriage, the most inaccessible, was in perfect working order, I unlocked the coin, et voila! I found myself with a fork perfect, but go back home with empty-handed! It 'just take the last row instead of the first carriage. This means knowing how to think outside the box!
Since then in addition to being (perhaps) a supergenius (as explained later) are also equipped with a spiccatissimo spirit, before leaving I took care to restore the line of trucks just as it was. Then I entered the supermarket and I did my good spesuccia, proud and proud to have had a brilliant idea, maybe I also thought that the phrase is the title of this post, "Luckily I am an engineer" ...
Unfortunately for me, though, the story does not end well.
After about an hour, the queue at the checkout, pay with ATM, I left the supermarket, I put the shopping in the boot of the car, I go back to putting the cart, I rejoined the queue of trucks, as I enter my lead and try to use the appropriate lever to release the money ... my Money? But which currency? Here there is no money !!!!!
Crazy, how did you disappear Will not it fall somewhere between the departments as I turned the supermarket?
mumble mumble ... and if he had to do with my (alleged) talent than an hour before?
right, to think of it at the beginning per sbloccare l'ultimo carrello la moneta non l'ho dovuta mettere nell'ultimo, ma nel penultimo di carrello!!!! E adesso non c'è più!!!!
Ovviamente ho abbandonato 50 cent qua fuori e qualcuno non se l'è fatto dire due volte prima di intascarseli.
A questo punto lo posso proprio dire forte: "Fortuna che sono un ingegnere" ...